today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
i love my history teacher
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
video games are awesome. you like music? video game soundtracks. you like books? video game storylines. you need a boyfriend? video game characters. you like to go outside? video game graphics. need exercise? then run………. without using fast travel in an open world video game. who needs life. who needs anything. video games.
I have a super early church gig tomorrow and I cannot sleep. I’m so screwed. I have to get up in three hours. WHY DO I NEED TO TAKE NAPS EVERY DAY????
Hera stole all of Percy’s memories except for Annabeth and Mean Girls quotes.
(Nico is the only one who notices.)
This never gets old…
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
Page 1 of 547